Aaron Z. ’23, Editor in Chief
From A to Z, AZ’s got it all. Especially existential boredom. Recently, Aaron cried while listening to Wagner’s “Tannhäuser” on YouTube, the most he’s felt in a while. To combat the impending feeling of profound apathy, Aaron has begun stealing his friends’ phones and downloading unwanted mobile games. He also believes cardio is masochistic. When he’s not “learning” German, Aaron enjoys watching paint dry.