June 30, 2020 • No Comments
As COVID-19 has halted the world this spring, schools have gone remote and virtually all academic programs have been suspended. In particular, the college process may see its greatest obstacle yet, as uncertainty and instability have shrouded applications...
May 15, 2020 • No Comments
As we move into Remote Learning Phase Three for the rest of the year, we’re finding a daily rhythm of homework, Netflix, and Animal Crossing. Our new way of living is monotonous and foreign, and hours seem to pass without a sense of accomplishment....
Pandemics in Perspective: A Historical Look At COVID-19
May 15, 2020 • No Comments
Nearly a century ago, countless people lived through one of the biggest pandemics ever, a flu that wiped out over a million people in two devastating waves. Right now, as we hope to contain our generation’s pandemic, history might offer...
COVID-19: Life When Your Family Member is a Healthcare Worker
May 15, 2020 • No Comments
“It’s been stressful.” That’s how one Lakeside student (who chose to be anonymous) sums up her family's current situation during the pandemic. Her mother works as a neurologist in a clinic, treating patients for mental conditions and chronic illnesses....
Lorenzo C. ‘22
June 30, 2020 • No Comments
Adrenaline rushes through me, and I’m jittery for the few seconds it takes to open the email. A no-homework day due to victory in the cutthroat arena of the House Competitions? Considering I haven’t...
May 17, 2020 • No Comments
All of a sudden, Zoom is everywhere and everything, as much a part of the covidian landscape as endless calls for toilehttps://tatler.lakesideschool.org/1284/opinion/1284/t paper stimulus packages. There’s...
May 17, 2020 • No Comments
The administration proudly launched it’s newest remote learning schedule, all blinged out with 15 minute breaks in between classes. I’m impressed that administrators finally found a way to force students...
Recent Opinion Stories
The Two Bros Chillin in the Hot Tub Had the Right Idea
April 29, 2020
Who hasn’t seen the vine? “Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart because they’re not...
April 29, 2020
As you should be aware, if you’re still alive by the time this article is published, we are in quarantine....
When the Going gets Corona, the Gamers get Going
April 29, 2020
Note: This letter was sent to Tatlerite Vincent Wilson by an anonymous student for publication in the...
June 28, 2020
All right this is embarrassing. I apparently reacted to the wrong movie. I was supposed to review To All the Boys: P.S. I Love You. First of all, sorry...
June 28, 2020
A woman (short hair, dark lipstick) sits on a crowded subway. We hear the start of AWOLNATION’s “Sail” begin to play. All of a sudden, as the first...
June 28, 2020
Note: In last month’s Parasite review, I made a mistake. Bong Joon-ho founded the Yellow Door club, not the Prometheus club. Alfred Hitchcock’s...
May 15, 2020
P.S. I’m Sorry For Being So Late
May 15, 2020
The Culture and History Behind Parasite
May 15, 2020
June 30, 2020 • No Comments
Over the last few weeks, a group of friends (the rowdy ones usually found in the Allen-Gates core!) have been getting together over Zoom each night and playing various games with one another. Some are online versions of games that they previously played...
Recent Sports Stories
College Recruiting During Corona
June 30, 2020
The coronavirus has affected all of us in different ways, but for some Lakeside athletes, COVID-19 has...
Stay In Shape Through Quarantine!
May 17, 2020
With the Spring Sports season over, Lakeside athletes do not have access to the same structured and rigorous...
Chess is Designated as a Sport – Ultimate Team is not Happy
April 29, 2020
As of April 1st, 2020, the Lakeside Athletics Department has added a new sports team: chess! The announcement...
June 30, 2020
I can’t stop watching this GIF of Julia Schlaepfer. She’s wearing a pink shirt, pearls, and black sunglasses; it’s a Jackie Kennedy vibe, which is...
June 30, 2020
When we think of the senior class and the legacy they will leave behind some may think of their performance of Mama Mia or the number of expulsions they...
June 30, 2020
Binged Too Hot to Handle and then pretended you didn’t Got sucked into Tiger King Woke up after 9:50 for a 10:00 AM class Agreed with your...
June 30, 2020
June 28, 2020
A Freshman’s Letter to Seniors
June 28, 2020