Conceitedly, his favorite month is December
As his birthday falls in December 2006
And even more, his favorite holiday is that of December 25
As he loves the ambiance of Christmas
He has lived in Seattle since he was six
Before moving to New York for two years
He mistakenly subscribes to East Coast, Best Coast
Any reasonable protests fall on deaf ears
One hobby of his is learning new languages
The three he speaks are English, Spanish and Portuguese
He especially likes words that don’t translate well
Pursuing oddities is his expertise
He also enjoys Model United Nations
For which he says he has a message to relay
If you ever find yourself in its midst
The only appropriate response is to run away
In his first two years as a staff writer
He wrote and researched as hard as he could
Now rewarded with the role of News editor
He says he feels very Good.
