Emerson K. ’27
The Emerson is a creature of ambiguous levels of threat. It is commonly found in evening forests and dark closets, in cold climates, nibbling on fungi and good ideas. When approaching the Emerson, exercise a degree of caution, as it may begin to assault your senses with a barrage of botanical information. The Emerson occasionally vomits out stories and art of varying levels of quality, and may share a cup of tea with you, if you ask.