Alice M. ’27, Copy Editor
Alice’s Stats
Strength: Minnesotan cold resistance
Weakness: cute chickens
Inventory:
x1 Seattle Bouldering Project membership
x3 sharp 4B pencil
x27 deep questions
x1 Steven Universe poster
x1 Micron 03 artist pen
x1 Douglas Adams book
x2 notebooks covered in stickers x1 swimsuit for Puget Sound
x1 coconut oil hair pomade
x1 neon orange blazer
x5 signed Evergreen field day T-shirts
x12 anxious stomach aches
x1 tailored jumpsuit made in Vietnam
x3 adorable chickens
x3 loving family members
