Smriti S. ’27
It appears that we have spotted a wild Smriti in the plains of Seattle, Washington. Previously residing in the heat-stroke prevalent land of Dallas, Texas, the Smriti finds herself severely unequipped and lacking protection against the harsh, cold, and rainy climate. Smritis are recognizable for their love of Jane Austen and Greta Gerwig (and some even have the entire Rasputin Just Dance memorized). There once was a point in time where this particular Smriti was able to complete an entire Indonesian course on Duolingo. That is, until it got updated with, like, 40 new levels. But she’ll take a win where she can find one.
