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LakesideLeaks: Unveiling Lakeside School’s Under-the-Table Purchase of OpenAI

Brian H. ’27
Apr 1, 2025

Ten Clubs Remain After Rohan Administration Club Crackdown

Timothy D. ’27
Apr 1, 2025

Numidian Announces New Minimalistic Yearbook Format

Amber P. ’27
Apr 1, 2025

Lakeside Provides Helicopters for Students to Fly Over Traffic

Brian H. ’27
Apr 1, 2025

Secret lives of teachers

Sachi T. ’26 and Emma S. ’28
Apr 1, 2025

New Lakeside Policy Allows Teachers to Take a Portion of Students’ Future Income

Brian H. ’27
Apr 1, 2025

Administration Addresses “Critical Mobility Concerns” with New Campus Safety Initiative

Smriti S. ’27
Apr 1, 2025

Friday Night Tights: Varsity Yoga to Replace Lakeside Football

Meera W. ’28
Apr 1, 2025

Cure to Cancer Discovered For the First Time by Lakesiders

Matthew K. ’28
Apr 1, 2025

Lakeside is Lacking the Money Required for Completing the New Building: What Will this Mean for Construction?

Nami G. ’28
Apr 1, 2025

Lakeside Spanish Department Announces New Cinematic Curriculum

Jackson B. ’25, Editor in Chief
Apr 1, 2025

Saudis To Buy Metro League

Connor D. ’27, Sports Editor
Apr 1, 2025

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