End of the Year Bucket List
2020 has been a catastrophic year, from furious wildfires to raging pandemics. It’s safe to say that none of us want to experience such a year again — so we at Tatler figure that we should finish an already terrible year with enough horrible decisions to last a lifetime. So, here are 20 things to do in the remainder of 2020.
- Get a colonoscopy
- Commit tax fraud
- Unclog every single drain in your house
- Drop out of Lakeside
- Pop all your pimples
- Start watching “Riverdale”
- Overpluck your eyebrows
- Fail your math test (it was bound to happen anyway)
- Take candy from the man in the white van
- Join a circus (you’re already a clown so why not)
- Pull a Rachel and Ross and get married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas
- Wear a real fur coat in downtown L.A.
- Give birth
- Pick up a bad habit — no better time to start
- Get a lower back tattoo of a butterfly
- Tell your teacher that your dog ate your homework
- Eat your homework
- Get JCed
- Try to make a baby bear your pet
- Don’t wear a mask or social distance. Just kidding- this is pushing the limits. Doing this may taint your 2021… So, wear a mask and social distance!
Good luck, Lakesiders! Let’s make this the worst year you’ll ever have to experience!