2020 has been a catastrophic year, from furious wildfires to raging pandemics. It’s safe to say that none of us want to experience such a year again — so we at Tatler figure that we should finish an already terrible year with enough horrible decisions to last a lifetime. So, here are 20 things to do in the remainder of 2020.
Get a colonoscopy
Commit tax fraud
Unclog every single drain in your house
Drop out of Lakeside
Pop all your pimples
Start watching “Riverdale”
Overpluck your eyebrows
Fail your math test (it was bound to happen anyway)
Take candy from the man in the white van
Join a circus (you’re already a clown so why not)
Pull a Rachel and Ross and get married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas
Wear a real fur coat in downtown L.A.
Pick up a bad habit — no better time to start
Get a lower back tattoo of a butterfly
Tell your teacher that your dog ate your homework
Eat your homework
Try to make a baby bear your pet
Don’t wear a mask or social distance. Just kidding- this is pushing the limits. Doing this may taint your 2021… So, wear a mask and social distance!
Good luck, Lakesiders! Let’s make this the worst year you’ll ever have to experience!