Rejected Headlines

Lakeside Students Under Quarantine Report Amount of Social Interaction “Unchanged”


50% of Students Fail to Attend Synchronous Classes Because They were Too Busy Baking Sourdough


“Which Zoom Icon is He Looking At?” and Other Ways to Tell If He Likes You


How to Turn Your Prom Dress Into a Face Mask


Trends Show that Bringing Your Pet to Zoom Class Increases Your Grade by 15%


Remote Learning Just “an Extended April Fools’ Joke,” Administrators Apologize


Lakeside Announces Permanent Closure, “100 Years is More than Enough”


Double the Options and None of the Fun: Bi Culture at Lakeside


Beryeaast, Yeasterday, Jimmy: How to Find the Perfect Name for Your Sourdough Starter


Lakeside Drama Puts on Circus with Zoom Virtual Backgrounds


Leather, Sequins, and Lysol: This Season’s Best Face Mask Fashion Trends


Jock Victory! Lakeside Finally Beats O’Dea…at Esports


Making Out with Masks: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way!


Lakeside to Hold Virtual Prom, Featuring Slow-Dances with your Laptop and Awkward Photobombs by Dad