Lakeside Students Under Quarantine Report Amount of Social Interaction “Unchanged”

50% of Students Fail to Attend Synchronous Classes Because They were Too Busy Baking Sourdough

“Which Zoom Icon is He Looking At?” and Other Ways to Tell If He Likes You

How to Turn Your Prom Dress Into a Face Mask

Trends Show that Bringing Your Pet to Zoom Class Increases Your Grade by 15%

Remote Learning Just “an Extended April Fools’ Joke,” Administrators Apologize

Lakeside Announces Permanent Closure, “100 Years is More than Enough”

Double the Options and None of the Fun: Bi Culture at Lakeside

Beryeaast, Yeasterday, Jimmy: How to Find the Perfect Name for Your Sourdough Starter

Lakeside Drama Puts on Circus with Zoom Virtual Backgrounds

Leather, Sequins, and Lysol: This Season’s Best Face Mask Fashion Trends

Jock Victory! Lakeside Finally Beats O’Dea…at Esports

Making Out with Masks: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way!

Lakeside to Hold Virtual Prom, Featuring Slow-Dances with your Laptop and Awkward Photobombs by Dad