The Student Newspaper of Lakeside School

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The Student Newspaper of Lakeside School

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The Student Newspaper of Lakeside School

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Lakeside Provides Helicopters for Students to Fly Over Traffic
Lakeside Provides Helicopters for Students to Fly Over Traffic
Brian H. '27 | Apr 1, 2025
Lakesiders Take the Gold in Lawnmowing American Olympiad
Lakesiders Take the Gold in Lawnmowing American Olympiad
Natalie G. '28 | Apr 1, 2025
The Government-Press Complex
The Government-Press Complex
Rohan D. '25, STEM Editor | Apr 1, 2025
News
Administration Addresses “Critical Mobility Concerns” with New Campus Safety Initiative
Administration Addresses “Critical Mobility Concerns” with New Campus Safety Initiative
Smriti S. '27 | Apr 1, 2025

In a push to increase student security and welfare, Lakeside admin has officially released their new...

Red-Yellow-Green AI Policy
Red-Yellow-Green AI Policy
Matthew K. '28 | Apr 1, 2025

In its latest attempt to stay at the cutting edge of … something, Lakeside faculty have been introduced...

Breaking News: There Is No News
Breaking News: There Is No News
Audrey C. '28 | Apr 1, 2025
Bill Gates Found Hiding Behind Display in Pigott Arts
Deniz I. '28 | Apr 1, 2025
PDA in the WCC Leaves Six Dead, Nine Hospitalized 
PDA in the WCC Leaves Six Dead, Nine Hospitalized 
Audrey C. '28 | Apr 1, 2025
Opinion
Lakesiders on the Second Trump Administration
Amber P. '25, Creative Director | Mar 4, 2025

Compiled by Amber P. ’25 [Creative Director] Disclaimer: These views are not necessarily representative of the opinions of the authors, editors,...

Are There Merits to Rules?
Are There Merits to Rules?
Rohan D. '25, STEM Editor | Mar 4, 2025
Monthly Debate #2: Has the Internet Ruined Modern Romance?
Life & Culture
LakesideLeaks: Unveiling Lakeside School’s Under-the-Table Purchase of OpenAI
Brian H. '27 | Apr 1, 2025
Numidian Announces New Minimalistic Yearbook Format
Numidian Announces New Minimalistic Yearbook Format
Amber P. '27 | Apr 1, 2025
Secret lives of teachers
Secret lives of teachers
Sachi T. '26 and Emma S. '28 | Apr 1, 2025
New Lakeside Policy Allows Teachers to Take a Portion of Students’ Future Income
New Lakeside Policy Allows Teachers to Take a Portion of Students’ Future Income
Brian H. '27 | Apr 1, 2025
Arts
Sports
Friday Night Tights: Varsity Yoga to Replace Lakeside Football
Friday Night Tights: Varsity Yoga to Replace Lakeside Football
Meera W. '28 | Apr 1, 2025
Sports
Saudis To Buy Metro League
Saudis To Buy Metro League
Connor D. '27, Sports Editor | Apr 1, 2025
Science & Technology
Cure to Cancer Discovered For the First Time by Lakesiders
Matthew K. '28 | Apr 1, 2025
The Ultimate Cheat Code Discovered!
The Ultimate Cheat Code Discovered!
Felicity W. '26, Web Chief | Apr 1, 2025
Physics Department Announces Major Changes for 2025
Physics Department Announces Major Changes for 2025
Timothy D. '27 | Apr 1, 2025
Australian Bush Mint
Gardening Column: Mint — Fresh, Fragrant, and Easy to Grow
Felicity W. '26, Web Chief | Mar 4, 2025