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we are fried
MAGA FOREVER!
It’s the biggest BS I’ve ever seen.
trump should grow a beard and go bald (this is a MUST that hair GOTTA GOOOO)
trump is right in deporting immigrants who have arrived illegally + have committed crimes, however he has definitely overreached past this by trying to deport people in safe spaces like schools, hospitals, and ICE raids without warrants
Re implementing plastic straws and removing paper straw governmental support was a great idea because paper straws are buns
trump is a fascist but most of the elected democrats don’t care enough to fight back in any meaningful enough ways
wtf is he doing
i f*****g despise him
We’re so fried.
But at the same time, don’t be an idiot. Trump is not Voldemort, you can say his name, but he isn’t Goldstein either. A majority of people voted for him, and are getting exactly what they want.
We’re all going to die. We’re doomed. I’m moving to Europe for college.
The only valid take is that he’s a real life supervillain
they’re doing things for the sake of doing things… duck?
Avoid British People
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
everything is doomed
idk if it’s a hot take but trump cares about the rich, not the people
gulf of america?? really??
THIS MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A CLIMATE CATASTROPHE
Why the hell do we fit all the categories of a fascist country
He did what he said, why is everyone so surprised?
which morons elected this guy (america)
what the flip how is he doing so much damage so fast IM SO FLIPPING PISSED i can’t deal with our country rn.
I think that a lot of the naming changes were fairly petty, since the names don’t really matter that much (Denali -> Mt. McKinley, Gulf of Mexico -> Gulf of America), but the rest is solid. For example, wasteful spending is basically a hallmark of a bureaucratic system, but it doesn’t have to be. Another example of a good change is closing the border and deporting […]
hey I haven’t gotten deported yet so I’m lowkey fine with it.
I acknowledge intellectually that some of what he’s doing is very bad, but I find it hard to get worked up about it the same way I did about the things Biden did
having a legal right doesn’t actually mean anything if the supreme court decides not to uphold that right
NO NO NO NO NO!
I have reservations about some of the things he’s doing but on the whole I am pretty happy.
I do hear all sorts of things from people in the halls that are frankly BS
To quote Thomas Jefferson “he who reads nothing at all is better educated than he who reads nothing but newspapers”