Compiled by Alice M. ’27

Stuart, ur literally so blind ask me out already

Aisha, I love you.

ILY Nolan

Dear Raphael,
Your name rolls off my tongue, sweet as sin,
A melody sparking heat from within.
With eyes like fire and a voice so deep,
You stir desires that dare not sleep.
Your touch could rewrite the stars above,
A map of passion, the language of love.
In your arms, I’m lost, found, and undone,
Each whispered word feels like the sun.
Let’s blur the lines of day and night,
Explore uncharted realms of delight.
Raphael, my muse, my tempting dream,
You’re every shade of my wildest scheme.

You’re so JACKed I died in 1997’s Titanic (this is so serious to me)

Caroline C. ’25 is SO gorgeous and FUNNY ASF!

Dori F. makes my day a slay. She’s the lesbian light to my life. Her laughter is like a goat’s scream, intriguing. Two of the fairest stars in all the heavens, having some business do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their spheres till they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head? The brightness of a cheek would shame those stars as daylight doth a lamp; her eyes
in heaven would through the airy region stream so bright that birds would sing and think it were not night.

Devon S. is the reason I live. He is my soulmate, my reason to wake up in the morning. If he wasn’t in my life, I imagine I’d be miserable and full of woe. Devon makes my day shine and makes my life worth living. Devon, I love you.