Compiled by Sachi T. ’26 [Opinions Editor]
Heard in the Halls:
“what if they started taxing using daylight”
“No, wrong girl”
“So you take the corpse of the fourth baby”
“When is 2025”
“please stop eating my hair”
“hockey and women’s rights? my two favorite things!”
“Pumpkin!”
“I like my murder bloody”
Angry Lion:
why do my teachers keep giving me in class work periods AFTER I spent all night working on it?!?!
WHERE DID THE OYSTER CRACKERS DISAPPEAR TO????? please please please sage bring them back they always made my day!!
advanced calc-based physics moves way too slowly; there’s no way we’re still relearning newton’s laws when we literally had an entire unit on forces in regular physics.
NO ONE CARES about your grades. It’s not a competition, you’re not better than anyone else, and A 98 AND 100 ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING
WE NEED A SKI BUS!!!!
Once again STUD GOV MAKE YOUR EMAILS READABLE ISTG I HAVE A WHOLE STROKE WHEN I OPEN MY COMPUTER TO ONE OF THOSE MONSTROSITIES
people not cleaning up their dishes after lunch please just do it
teachers that don’t even know what they’re teaching
collegeboard. just everything about collegeboard. i will be haunting their dreams and nightmares.
How are we 3/4ths of the way through the first semester and we JUST learned what VELOCITY is
people. There are a lot of them and they’re all very confusing.
Trump is appointing some wacky people to positions of power
I HATE ALL OF THESE TESTS. LIKE CAN’T I JUST ENJOY THE END OF THE SEMESTER WITHOUT ALL OF THESE TESTS?!
HOT DRINK MACHINE BROKEN 🙁 🙁
The bliss bathrooms being separate floors >:((
Students don’t care if a break cuts through a class unit, so there’s no need to rush it or assign major projects.
why can’t we just sit on both sides of the gym instead of being squished together at assemblies
musty ass couches in moore
Spent 20 (!) minutes today looking for one (1) singular pad! Went into three different buildings and checked all the female and gender-neutral bathrooms in each one! Found one in the nurse’s office but only after 20 (!) minutes!
why does filling up your water bottle with still water in the wcc take a year
Militant vegetarianism.
service learning changes delenda est
Grateful Lion:
Arcane <3
my long free period
Crew most of the time
All of the kitchen staff! They’re lovely and our interactions are some of the highlights of my day
Ms. Brau grades our tests really fast and it is so nice
playing nyt mini games during lunch 🙂
my dog is so fluffy and happy and waits at the top of the stairs when we get home and it’s quite cute when his tail looks like a helicopter
going to sleep before 10:30!!!!!!!!!
my lovely friends. and noise cancelling devices.
I didn’t think superheroes existed until recent events
The library is the ultimate freshman hang out. Also my lunch table on A days.
maia fei the sweetest cutest and bestest person on earth
chelsea wong ’28
i love the sharpener in math class it makes my pencil so nice and pointy!
the lights around campus are so pretty 🙂
I love the sage lunches
Timothy Dong for finally printing a sample size in the Tatler
