Welcome back for the last time, seniors! To quote the greats, “There’s 104 days of summer vacation, until school comes around just to end it.” Well, school has come around, and a different annual problem of our generation arises: back-to-school shopping. Seniors, this may just be your last year to do so, so you better make it count. But not to fear! We, the experts, have compiled a list of must-haves that will ensure magnificence on the adventure that is your last year of high school.
- 1 TI-84 Plus graphing calculator
- 1 vlog camera to record your college decisions reactions
- 3 college ruled notebooks
- 3 milligram doses of melatonin every night (or just chug some NyQuil)
- 1 haircut
- 1 username and 1 passcode to the @wallofshame24
- $15 for freshman–senior buddy gifts
- 20+ pieces of candy for the first day’s candy toss
- 1 emotional support animal throughout college applications
- 40+ gallons of gas to last a year of off-campus lunches
- 1 laptop
- 8:15 daily school arrivals to snag a spot in the senior lot
- 12 pack of #2 pencils
- 1 roll of caution tape to keep underclassmen off the top floor of the library
- 2 Everlast punching bags (an extra, if your first breaks)
- 3 new shirts
- 1 blankie for late nights at soccer games
- 1 night out of the confines of your home in preparation for many this fall
- 1 box of tissues for graduation
Let us know if the punching bags are at Target. Happy back-to-school shopping, seniors!
