Please submit to the Arts Calendar.

You know it’s there. If you’re reading this, it’s literally on the other side of this page. It’s a full twelfth of the Tatler. It’s right there. It’s in every Tatler Poll. So please. Submit to the Arts Calendar.

Every time I ask “Submit to the Arts Calendar!” all cheery and optimistic, and every time I’m met with like two serious responses, someone recommending yet another big-time Taylor Swift-like that costs $100 to see, and the “lol, what’s this?” response like it’s not called the ****ing “TATLER Poll” (PLEASE READ THE TATLER WHAT DO YOU THINK THE POLL IS FOR). Just give me something, please. 

What will it take? Money? Do you want money? Maybe begging? I’m not above begging.

I know you guys have life and culture outside of school, I know for a fact that y’all are doing music or something, I KNOW that some of y’all are YouTubers, just tip me off and say “hey, my BIG COMMUNITY ORCHESTRA is doing a concert!” or “yo I’ve got a SoundCloud drop on X date” or “I’m vandalizing this very public space in seven weeks,” I’ll put it in the Arts Calendar! Please! It’s free publicity for you! God knows we can’t get advertising off the ground, so this is the best you’ll get, make use of it! 

Don’t you want free publicity? Submit to the Arts Calendar! Please submit to the Arts Calendar.

Listen, I just want to do something cool, so please please please help me do this one thing, por favor. Just one event. One YouTube video. One TikTok. One song you made in thirty seconds. 

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please