April Fools’ Rejected Headlines
“All Writing is Flawed”: English Department Bans A’s
Google CEO Attempts, Fails to Teach StudGov How to Make Google Form
Lakeside’s Secondhand Club Receives Backlash for Investing in Shein
Administration Increases StudGov Budget Tenfold to $200 Per Year
Tatler Banned for Criticism of School’s Anti-AP Stance
Science Department Eliminates Use of Math
Math Department Reprimanded for Lack of Diversity in Curriculum
“Student Have Too Much Time on Their Hands”: Service Learning Department Ups Requirement to 300 Hours
Survey Shows Lakesiders Drink More Liters of Coffee Than They Get Hours of Sleep
Lakeside Administrators to Receive Six-Figure Bonuses for “Great Budgeting”
Yoon L. ’23 Marries the Arts Calendar
P.E. Department Has a New Curriculum for Lakesiders: “Touch Grass”
Tatler Announces Plans to Annex Numidian Classroom
Ever since his little incident in April 26, 1986, Rohan Dhillon has been on the run from a variety of governmental agencies and human rights organizations—...