Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You might be hoping to get lucky this Valentine’s Day, but the only place that’s gonna happen is with career possibilities. You may not want to hear it, but I’m here to deliver the truth (just don’t shoot the messenger). Stop messing around and really refocus on your academics and achievements this month. Luck is in your favor, so if you apply for opportunities, you’ll get them!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Sorry, but 2022 is not your year for new love. I know that you probably want a fresh start, but you have to break the cycle first. Keep falling back into bad habits and you’ll never move forward. Imagine the first person you think of when you hear the words “good influence”. Spend Valentine’s with them and you’ll end up happy beyond belief. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Forget secret admirers! You already know you’re openly loved. But who is that one person who always goes the extra step, responds with haste, walks you to class, texts you unprompted? It’s all for a reason. This is V-Day to build a long term relationship, so reciprocate the affection you’re receiving and watch it work out (probably).   

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Still dreaming about the one who got away? Well, they didn’t go too far. Maybe they’ve changed, maybe they haven’t. You have to decide if you want them to be a part of your life, or if you’re moving on for good. For once, you can’t afford to be indecisive—the opportunity will not be available for long. Make up your mind, Leos!

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

So you don’t “buy into” all that Valentine’s Day stuff and label it as another capitalist Hallmark holiday. Whatever. Venus is in the fifth house this month, and you know what that means: a longtime crush is involving you in their plans, and you better be ready. It’s gonna be big. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Remember that you do not have to go all out on big gestures for V-Day. Sometimes it’s the little things that end up counting more. Mid-month, a “love at first sight” encounter is likely, and the probability of it happening on-campus is even higher. You’ll start to see this person in an entirely different way, and suddenly need to know everything about them. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Because Venus is in the third house this month, there will be an emphasis on community in your life. What does this mean in terms of love? Look close to you. Maybe the sibling of a friend or someone you knew growing up. Most accidents happen within 10 miles of home, but trust me, this romantic interest is very purposeful. 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Valentine’s Day may not be a big deal for you this year but you’re going to experience an abundance of secondhand romance. Keep an ear out for a particularly shocking piece of gossip, one that could prove to be beneficial later. Unusual events will be commonplace, but don’t take them lightly. Read them as the signs they are. 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The stars are telling you it’s time to stop chasing, and start being chased. Let people (especially that one specific person) put in the effort to spend time with you, and beg at your feet for some lovin’. If they wanted to, they would, and don’t worry—they will. When you let others work for it, you’ll see who’s truly interested. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This might just be the most surprising Valentine’s Day of your life. Picture the last person you would want to have a romantic interaction with, and then their best friend, and then their ex, and then their ex’s ex. That’s how random your true love is going to be, but once you look at them in a new light, everything will fall into place. Embrace the surprise. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Before you get to the fun part of V-Day, you’re going to have to unpack your current feelings. It’s impossible to move forward when your heart is so tangled up in the past. Cry/talk/punch it out, and then, once you’ve completely moved on, you’ll meet your true match. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Good energy will be present on your Valentine’s Day. You know what else will be present? Hopefully, some contraception. Just kidding! Maybe…anyways, an old and new flame will be burning up your heart this month. Deciding between the two won’t be easy, but I have faith in you.