The Two Bros Chillin in the Hot Tub Had the Right Idea
Who hasn’t seen the vine? “Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart because they’re not gay,” says the cameraman as he zooms in on a pair of bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because they’re not gay. Who’d have known that they would set a perfect example for the year 2020, the year of social distancing? They were truly ahead of their time.
In the classic viral video, the two bros in question are seen sitting at an even greater distance than the recommended six feet apart. These bros definitely know how to lower their risk of spreading or contracting coronavirus, not to mention getting some good social facetime in while doing so. It’s no longer accurate to say they’re sitting five feet apart because “they’re not gay,” instead, they’re sitting five feet apart because “they each feel a civic duty to protect themselves and others from contracting a potentially deadly disease and want to help lower the curve.”